Woman argues 4.0 GPA should lead to release in alleged Oxford bar assault

The woman was pointed out to the responding officer while standing on the sidewalk outside. She was told to sit down because she had difficulty standing, the report said.

The report noted she became extremely talkative while the officer completed paperwork and told him she should be released because she has a 4.0 grade point average and has had a 4.0 GPA since preschool. She offered to be released to Skipper’s Bar. She began talking about coding and became increasingly agitated, eventually using more colorful language and screaming at the officer.

Instead of being released, she was charged with assault and taken to the Butler County Jail.